| | PREVIEW: Don't see Blade after going to Star Wars.
I didn't think George Lucas had it in him. I didn't think that a Star Wars movie could be... well, be so mean. But after seeing Episode III in theaters, I can safely say that I will have scary dreams of mass Jedi murder for years to come.
Man, was it a great movie. Sure, the dialogue was awkward at best, but the action was amazing. And there was lots of it. And it looked awesome. And it wasn't pansy action either like in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, !SPOILER ALERT! but rather, it was intensly dark and disturbing. Wanna see Anakin get his legs chopped off? No need to draw those creepy comics in your mom's basement anymore. Wanna see Yoda and Palpatine go mano y mano in the senate building? Who the hell doesn't? Now, I could ramble about story, and special effects, and other boring crap, but Episode III is the best of the new Star Wars movies for one simple reason: if left me wanting more.
Then I saw Blade: Trinity. Jeez, what a mistake. I liked the last two Blade movies, but this one was really cheesy. The storyline was bland and random, the action was generic, the final fight was lame. I wanted to see Dracula chop Blade's head off but instead I see him [Dracula] getting killed by a virus?! WTF? Thank god my friend rented it and not me. Then again, maybe it wasn't so bad. I think the problem is that I saw it only several hours after the best movie in years.
Anyways, welcome to my new xanga, plusOne. I promise that it will soon become the "entertainment xanga" that I say it is. Until then, maybe my picture of the gorilla strumming the guitar will hold you down.
-iEnigma
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| | Posted 5/22/2005 7:47 PM - 6 Views - 10 eProps - 6 comments
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